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*************** Dear Captain,
in reference to the provision of services relating to the probability
that there was a cat on your spaceship, I can confirm that there is a cat and I are: GYPSY III MicioMao the Planet of the son of the King of Gypsyland. I am writing with an old Commodore 64 in the hold, where I slipped through the teleporter, but I set wrong and now I find myself wedged between scrap and spoiled food.
I am the only survivor of a long war between our species and big worms aliens who have invaded the planet in search of the reserves of frozen mice. A war that lasted more than one hundred years has seen succumb entrembi contenders.
My father, GYSPY II, before he died to the bite of a worm, he put me in the spaceship Sheba 1001, launch into space looking for a place to live in peace and harmony with other beings. During the trip, which lasted 18 years and thousands of hand, I studied the subject, with a thesis entitled specializing intergalactic conflicts and disputes. Perspectives and solutions.
I analyzed every war or crisis was reaching vast knowledge in this field. I could quote from memory thousands of peace treaties or truces. If wish I can talk about the war between Clisterium and Vasellinatorix Promptdidos galaxy and the magnificent act of diplomacy of their respective ambassadors, and Cliste123234 Vasel143o93 (in this galaxy are known by the name of the planet and a sequential number) that ended the hostilities.
Based on my knowledge of these, I think I can be an excellent candidate as an assistant to Voss for any disputes that may arise during his travels.
send you updated CV with photo.
POSTSCRIPT: If I grant this
priviliegio, Le would I give in exchange for your attention to the supply of porn movies that my father adored my salary to the spacecraft. Question of 130 000 porn movies.
Gypsy III for friends Gigi
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Voiceover
Gypsy, indeed Gigi, was pulled from the hold. The crew was very angry to have another mouth to share the few stocks on board. Cousinefrancaise also had the idea of \u200b\u200bcooking it. Someone, not being fought nail on the ship, he wanted to use it as a substitute for a butt. But he was spared. Captain Kirk wanted him as an assistant, not so much for his diplomatic skills as the basis of the pornazzi Gattaccia brought in dowry.
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