Thursday, September 14, 2006

West Point Without A Single Demerit

the cockpit

E ' Captain Kirk talking to you. The time

astral do not know. The time clock is stopped. Should I call Excavation Holy farlemo to fix.

That's right. It's called just that: Holy Scavo. I do not know what the name or the name. Whatever.

Scavo - Sicilian origin - has 96 years, three teeth and 1221 diseases. Taken with the sole task of keeping an eye on the system indicating the time and date astral. E 'set with a digital clock pendulum. I can not do anything.
now stopped. Scavo has forgotten to give him the charge. Hyperbaric snoring in his bedroom.
When I see him I remove the catheter and attack him in the neck!

at this time I am in the cockpit that snot like hell because someone left a flaming mocha on the radar and now no one sees anything.
dickheads who put it.
However, the coffee was good. Mixture of mixed beans in Brazil and Martians. The green beans are obviously Martians.

The cabin is not very big. We're in 16. But they all stick together.
command from an old barber's chair. Of course, full of sophisticated accessories.
E 'B-Ticino-covered buttons. We are satisfied.
From this position I can control all the operations command.

In a future post I will tell the crew that I stand between the balls all day. They are nice ... quiet. I tell you only that my chair has a little digital rotation system. I have a couple of dwarfs gay , Pongo and Boss, the command. Cosetti These are the result of genetic engineering and robotics. First were two garden gnomes made of plaster.
were brought to life by our ship's doctor, doc. Bandinion . Then I speak to him too. Indeed ... do in the next post.

Isonmma the two little men are always beside me. I will not conceal that I am getting a bit 'weights. Their homosexuality is exaggerated. They speak constantly of handbags, treatment for wrinkles, sun and space centers of dwarves with big cock. Unbearable, I swear.
them I can stand only for the fact that the poor have suffered a lot at the beginning of their new life. In fact, in the process of animation and their packaging have been inserted, pork genetically treated mitral valves. The nurse said that asshole Siringotto has seen fit to remove them from maialedopo it cooked properly.
The valves were cooked and therefore miss so much. Everything has been resolved promptly. The new valves have been extracted from the body of 'nurse who now lives thanks to a plastic heart provided by Lego Heart. Lego has made progress my dear!
forgot that cursed dwarf breathe through your nose and exhale through the ass. What the fuck!
are already on the waiting list for a change in breathing. Otherwise kill the doctor.

Mo must go. I'm going to smoke a cigar space ...

JTK

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